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So, you've decided you like the new piece in the counter at the gas station, but don't know how to ask for it.

Or maybe you don't want to be embarrassed at the next sesh with your friends when someone has a pipe you've never seen before.

Perhaps you're a parent and you don't even know what to call what you just found in a shoe box in your teenagers closet.

In any case, this website is dedicated to correctly naming cannabis paraphernalia and provides a brief description accordingly.

First Category

Rollups

JOINT

#1

A joint is made up of broken or crushed marijuana skillfully rolled in a thin piece of (commonly) rice paper.

They can be any size using any amount of marijuana

Joint's, or J's are the classic form of smoking marijuana.

Baby Boomer's Favorite.

Can be extremely frustrating if not rolled properly.

Potentially prone to canoeing, or burning un-evenly.

1 joint is great for groups of 2 to 3 people.

Filter is optional.

#2

A blunt is similar to a joint but with one distinction, instead of paper it utilizes a cigarillo wrap. This mean there is tobacco in a blunt.

The filler tobacco inside the wrap is gutted

BLUNT

Blunts can be the life of the party.

Don't bother putting less than 2-3.5 grams in a blunt.

Best for car rides and groups of 3-4 people.

Personal favorite wraps- Dutch Master's

Keep in mind, Cigarillo's are usually flavored.

The larger the cigarillo=the more flower you need=the larger the blunt.

Some stoners ONLY SMOKE BLUNTS

*Note

Blunts have a range of flavor and size.

And, they are dead serious when they're talking to you young man

SPLIFF

#3

Spliffs can be a little confusing.

But that's okay, let's set it straight.

A spliff can be a joint or a blunt.

What makes a joint and a blunt a spliff,

is the addition of tobacco rolled with the

flower (or marijuana).

Important: A blunt is not a spliff just because

the wrap is a tobacco leaf, it becomes a spliff when some of the guts are used as well.

Voted #1 marijuana roll-up method

to cause the smoker to throw-up.

Second Category

Pipes

#1

BONG

Everyone's favorite.

Glass piece that does not have a perc- or a hole in the glass used to clear the smoke.

Highly breakable.

Use of water makes them stinky but powerful, change your water regularly.

Bong's provide the largest hits, and is regarded by some stoners as the most efficient method of smoking weed. This means you get the most high from the least amount of hits.

#2

BUBBLER

Objectively worst piece you can buy.

Most bubblers sold in stores will tip over and break.

Typically do not hold much weed.

They trick you by seeming more portable but can cause just a big of a mess as bongs.

Usually do not provide as big, nor as quality of a hit as bongs.

3/10 do not recommend.

Similar to bong, but tends to be half the size

Has a perc, which is the main difference.

BUBBLER

BONG

#3

BOWL

Ol' Trusty.

Tried and True.

Voted most likely to burn yourself while using.

Best for 1-2 people.

Quick and easy.

If you're lucky you'll use it enough to believe it's indestructible, and then you will break it.

A bowl is a hand-sized pipe.

Has a perc to allow for pulling the smoke.

Can range in size and intricacy.

Is typically made of glass, but can be made of steel.

#4

Your Grandpa's Wooden Pipe

Functional.

Will kick your ass.

If handed this at an unfamiliar party

you have a 1 out of 10 chance that the pipe is purely loaded with marijuana flower.

3 out of 10 chance

that it will change your life.

If you have just received one as gift check the filter.

If there is none, make sure it has a screen.

If there is a filter, the previous owner likely smoked tobacco in your pipe.

If the filter is dirty, change it.

#5

The Apple

A lot of fruits and vegetables can function this way.

PICK OUT THE SEEDS AND STEMS

Rated as more clutch than Michael Jordan.

Best served cold.

All you need is one apple and screwdriver and you are doing A-Okay

Natural, Biodegradable ,Cost-Effective.

3 strikes and you're out.

Any apple will do.

Chillum

#6

Can kind of look like a crackpipe,

unless you know what a crackpipe looks like.

You are 87% more likely to find a shitty chillum than a good one.

Good chillums are like the Full Flavor Balmaro One Hundred's of smoking paraphernalia.

The right chillum will pack a third of a grinder's weed.

Apx. 25% of a gram.

#7

Dab Rig

Dab Rigs can be made of many different styled parts combining all elements of previously discussed paraphernalia.

They are the nerf gun of all paraphernalia a stoner is proud to customize.

If you have one on your hands it is likely the roof you're stander has almost been in flames.

Pictured to the left is a dirty Banger.

Clean your bangers.

Also pictured is an acceptable angle for your torch.

Catergory #3

Electronics

Or commonly called, Vaporizers

There are numerous ways of vaporizing marijuana oil or flower. Both use the power of electricity.

There are many different, devices, methods, and techniques of vaping weed.

Stealth +100

Save your time of vaporizing flower, whether through conduction or convection. Unless you plan on microdosing.

Wow

So it seems there is a lot of different ways to inhale marijuana smoke.

Almost endless.

It seems not matter what we do some reefer is always going to get smoked.

While we find ourselves at a crux it is important to remember that life is ever-changing and while things seem out of our control it is vital to stay positive.

All credit to stoner engineering,

at it's finest once again.